Thought of the day....

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"How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours"

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy !!

Character is higher than intellect. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Sex in your 90's is like playing pool with a piece of rope." - George Burns

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took,
but how many moments took your breath away.
- shing xiong

i've used this saying since i watched a replay (have it on tape somewhere) when the then Woodville coach Russell Ebert said in an interview after a loss...''well every day you wake up is a bonus''

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry" Bill Cosby

All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle - St.Francis of Assisi.

There are 3 types of people
Those who can count
Those who cant count

Never trust a proctologist who enjoys his work ! - Sabre 2012

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me ?


By Mae West


Surprised but not surprised Mae said this all those years ago

From "The Office"

John Lennon once said, "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans". Then again, he also said "I am the eggman, I am the Walrus", so I don't really know what to believe.

one day i shot an elephant in my pyjamas, how he got into them i'll never know

bayman wrote:one day i shot an elephant in my pyjamas, how he got into them i'll never know

Ah, yes .. the Great Groucho. I loved his comment about not wishing to be a member of any club that would have him as a member.

My wife always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading

A girl rang me the other night and said "Come on over, nobody's home". So I went over and, sure enough, nobody was home.

I hate housework
I do the dishes, I make the beds, and 6 months later, I have to start all over again

When dealing with life's problems, alcohol is not the answer. Mind you, milk doesn't seem to help much either.

Adelaide Hawk wrote:When dealing with life's problems, alcohol is not the answer.

But it sure helps us forget the question !


"Who's the despicable scoundrel that stole the cork from my lunch?" - W.C. Fields

Luv thy neighbours, Kym Valentine, Kylie Minogue, Rachael Friend, Kimberly Davies, Holly Valence ....


By Scrappy

I am all for womens rights- and their lefts too


By
Groucho Marx

Adelaide Hawk wrote:

bayman wrote:one day i shot an elephant in my pyjamas, how he got into them i'll never know

Ah, yes .. the Great Groucho. I loved his comment about not wishing to be a member of any club that would have him as a member.

a couple of lines from 'Duck Soup'

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." - Nominated

"I could dance with you ‘til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows ‘til you came home." - Nominated

RUFUS T. FIREFLY: "I suggest that we give him ten years in Levenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth." CHICOLINI: "I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll take five and ten in Woolworth."

also in the same film Mrs Teasdale (Margaret Dumont) said to RUFUS T. FIREFLY (GROUCHO) when talking about her husband & his death ''i held him in his arms & kissed him'' Rufus ''so then it was murder ! marry me ? did he leave you any money ? answer the second question first''

great stuff in my book

Its not the men in your life that counts- its the life in your men


By
Mae West

Married life is like being banged up in prison but with fewer screws ...